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A funny joke to aMeows you . . .
What do you get when you have a cow and a duck? Milk and quackers. What does an envelope say when you lick it? Nothing, it just shuts up. What does Michael Jackson call his "Tickle-me Elmo" doll?Bait. What goes "99 thump 99 thump 99 thump. . . ?"A centipede with a wooden leg. What goes "Tick tock, woof woof"? A watch dog. What is a reptile"s favorite movie? The Lizard of Oz. What is Beethoven doing in his coffin right now? Decomposing. What kind of reptile tells time?A clock-odile. What kind of snack do little monkeys have with their milk? Chocolate chimp cookies. What magazine do cats like to read? Good Mousekeeping. What"s happening when you hear "woof. . . splat. . . meow. . . splat?" It"s raining cats and dogs.
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